Friday, October 23, 2009

How to Avoid Your Health Check 101

Well I apparently missed my appointment today for my health check. Why? Because I was where I said that I would be when I said I would be. Ya figure that out.

The plan was to meet my boss at 11:00 and go to the hospital with my boss and then out for lunch. Last time I was told to meet at the school everyone was already downstairs. Soooo, obviously I figured that same would happen this time. I show up early, as usual and wait.. and wait.. and wait. Finally I think that maybe I was supposed to meet upstairs in the actual school. I climb the stairs and get to the door and it's closed and locked... so I head back down to wait some more. At 11:20 I decide that I must have misunderstood and we were meeting at my apartment, so I head back.

When I got back to the apartment my boss was no where in sight so I called him. Then I get yelled at for not being at the school at 11:00 and for missing my appointment. Wait, what? I was there. I tried to explain that I was there from 10:55 until 11:20. Apparently I was supposed to come up to the school...right, why didn't I think of breaking down the door to get in? Silly me. Then I got yelled at to make sure that I'm eating properly and that my health is "NUMBER ONE!". Gotcha. Although, it would be better for my health if these 3:00 am thunderstorms would stop and I could get some continuous sleep. I'm starting to think that my boss just talks in a tone that seems like I am getting yelled at but I'm actually not. He can't actually be mad at me for not eating enough (by his standards).

The new plan is to meet on Monday at 11:00 and try this all again. I guess this time if the door is locked I will just bang on it? Also, he hadn't told me not to eat so I had made some toast and had some OJ this morning. Now I am told not to eat after midnight the night before. And to being two pictures with me to the hospital. So maybe it's a good thing that this got effed up today because by the sounds of it, I would have botched it anyways.

That's the news, I figured that I would get questions asking how it went so I thought I'd be you to it and let you know that it actually didn't happen.

Now what to do for the remainder of the day?

2 comments:

Ramie said...

Now come on honey why wouldn't you bang on the door jumping up and down to get into the school, actually why didn't you just break down the door!

Okay i have strange people in my house and all I have to say is... burnt peanut butter...plus it's late and i want to sleep, yes i'm old and think 9:51 is late but i've been up since 4:00

Jana said...

Hahahahahaha I can't stop laughing at the burnt peanut butter thing. That'll be funny till the day I die I tell ya