Thursday, May 13, 2010

When North Korea Attacks...

Well all of you can put your minds at ease... apparently we just had a drill if North Korea attacks, so now everyone knows (?) what to do. I am safe don't worry. Men will set up in the intersection with a sign and wave cars to stop. The residents of surrounding buildings will go out to watch. There will be a siren and something being said in Korean (I only know it was a drill regarding war because all my friends who work at public schools had drills today for their students).

The good news is that I won't be able to sleep through the attack. The bad news is, I have no idea what to do when I wake up so I'll likely just sit in my apartment, drink whatever booze I have, and wait to be invaded.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you're such a silly ass. Really you make us laugh so much.

love you
mom